Sunday, August 23, 2009

Boonend.

After some hashbrowns dan didnt want, we all met up and drove to Sactown. MOM living there was forced to come along and tell even stranger stories. Sean broke his electric shaver like a week ago and has the longest facial hair he has ever had. He is also wearing these tuff cop glasses. The combination is mind blowing. I suggest you all call him today and ask him to try this out for a month. Lets see where this could go.
So the ride was fun. During, I heard something about poo, a dead rabbit and a bum who enjoys all of this at a MOM show. kerrazy.
We arrived at the pizza joint we were playing a little late. there was a pizza eating contest we didnt get to enter. shucks. turns out Devon williams ( of thee makeout party) was doing some reality tv show work in the same town at the same time, so he was there!!! joys! that night we all came to find out that dan is not "reality tv" material. Not sure what that means, but it sure is funny.
The pizzas (not personal) played. fun. dream date (burger tapes soon?) had a great show too. fun peoples. During our set my floor tom kept falling over and devon would not budge. sticks broke not good. dan broke a string too and asked earlier if he could use dreamdates if this situation came about. they said yes and he unknowingly grabbed someone elses guitar. After playing a song with it, he says "Thanks for letting us use the guitar." They reply with, "thats not ours." Oops. Giggles ripple through the crowd.
Sean and i decided to hang out with pat and deborah for the night and watch the 1988 classic vampire of bikini beach It stars Bob and weird harold. There were not very many radical dudes in the film a beach bunny pointed out. She struck true. Sean wanted to watch zone troopers from the same year, but we all went nappy nap.
Dan and lee went to a party at MOMs house.
Lee: " i had a beer. listened to records at half of their normal speeds.
Dan: Very confused about when he went to sleep and when people left.

Thats about it folks. It was a blast and we love you all. Our swag will forever be turned on.
I think i can see my house from here.


XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX, Thee!

I'm sorry for not meeting you last night, sir.

Portland it is. I tried again everyone. But lee is sleeping in the back (somehow he turned into brian the kitty from tours past) and dan would rather type on a tiny phone keyboard than an external keyboard hooked up to a laptop.
Another effort wasted with breakfast. didnt have time i think. Darlene did buy us a bag of chocolate cookies tho. num.
Oh yeah. This kid who thinks we are spiffy and has a zine he is creating took us out to dine and talk into a large recording machine. we did both thoroughly (even dan got a burger!).
We had to hurry after eating the late lunch cuz we had to be at the Summer Bummer Festival at five. We were all pleasantly surprised with MOM who opened the show. It was this great little gal in a minnie mouse-ish uniform and a vocoderish item. she used the dealie to make her voice very high while sluggishly dancing and prancing to some fun musics. Also, while she was doing that, she was taking raw meat and throwing it at/on the floor and people. Dan was hit with a duck head. Next was us. We played super early cuz we jumped on the show and it was a tad bit disappointing. whatcha gonna do?
everyone more or less hung out and around the van until the oh sees played at one in da morning and the door guy complained to us about bringing the party to the van and not backstage. "why would you even do that?" still makes me laugh. Poor pink. We stayed at a chick friends house who had this mini bulldogish dog who purred when you pet him. freaking cute man.
Oh yes. some time during the night it was decided that we were stealing MOM fer the night.
She woke me up by trying to shyly get into the van. or maybe it just seemed shy cuz she has a high voice. We grabbed some breakfast across the way from KINGSTONS and she told us funny stories which are kinda gross funny, but we like that stuff.

One Red Bull + Sean Driving =

Greatness. Sean turned our 20+ hour drive into fifteen max. thanks pal!
Got into town and could not get ahold of our lil pal Darlene so we decided to get breakfast and a movie going. After finding out that no one eats breakfast outside of their homes in seattle before eleven in the morning unless they want a coffee and biscuit, we found sum bullhonkey place where sean could urinate and get a crepe.
Darlene woke up and met us at the theater where we saw District 9. Everyone left very pleased except lee cuz he stayed in the van and fought with some parking enforcement person about the placement of stickers.
Later that night we played the comet tavern. We all imagined there would be no one cuz the Oh Sees were playing down yonder, but we were fortunately incorrect and peeps clapped for us. Also darlenes band, Backwards Mask threw down a mighty show.
Went back to D's house and i watched most of Planet Terror which i hadnt previously seen. Pretty cool. Also cool cuz sean says he loves watching movies with me for i jump like a little girl when anything scary comes on the screen..
Goodnight warshinton.