Thursday, July 3, 2008

whoops! Columbus!

So I'm caught. I just check the myspace and whatever it says the next show was, i blog it. Well we played a show in columbus that wasn't on the myspace so i didn't. but now i will! You can pretend this blog is like Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs, my two favorite movies (JKROFLOL!), this is an unconventional manner of storytelling, dig? OK...Hey everybody, what did we do the day of the Nobunny show?...No one's got anything to say about it. We woke up in a motel and drove a long time. the end. When we got to the rock room they were super nice and gave us hot dogs. I was trippin balls, being absolutely sure that me and Al had been there before but that they served burritos, not hot dogs. Never fear ladies and gentlemen, yer boy Nika here's fit as a fiddle, they used to have burritos, thank Bob. So we were HYPHY!! We all ate delicious free and friendly hot dogs with whatever we wanted on them. mine was a veggie dog with tomatoes ketchup and mustard, fantastic!! Here's the best part, our favorite desert bunny in the whole world was gonna play!! Some party had been cancelled and he just so happened to hop on over. NOBUNNY!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! NOBUNNY DOES IT LIKE YOU, NOBUNNY!! The great Nobunny is a jackalope descended, one-man revival of everything in life you hold dear. You fool, go to his myspace now and have some fun! Or youtube his chic a gogo performance and love life more! Arright I just did what i told you to do, only i had to wake thomas up and tell him to sit in the bad seat cuz the chord to plug this thing into the car radio is short, and you can't just listen to a little Nobunny, you gotta ROCK THAT SHIT (sorry Mr Crowe)!!!! Everyone in the car is having a great time now, no joke. He does that. He also does this thing where you can't not dance so much that your feet end up looking like the picture i will eventually have Alex post on here. I know i write confusingly, i'm sorry. Me and Matt wanna be Nobunny so bad! AAAHHHH HE'S SO GOOD!!! we are listening to live videos off of youtube now and it's makin me feel drunk. Wait til you see my foot. So anyway we were brazilian dance fighting and fake jumping eachother out front fer like an hour or so, in between mad bouts of extremely loud fruity loops improvs. Man, it was so great!! I's all like "Eh Yo, What up doggie?" an they's all like "yeeuh" and most importantly we all understood. It's very hard to listen to Nobunny and blog at the same time, did you know that? All you cute girls should go throw yourselves at his large lucky feet and do whatever he tells you. Also Lee is insane.
So Audacity played and everyone lost their minds!!! Be proud Mr Crowe, your child is Homo Superior. Whoah! Have you seen the okmoniks? they are jus lovely! fun bouncy bouncy 3 chord rock'n'roll with a farfisa lead and a cute bouncy girl who you probably should not kiss no matter what she says. Sorry sammy we love you. OK. there's been like an hour between sentences again and i really don't care about this anymore....it's now 1130 and that last sentence was from like 3 oclock, ferreal.
Me and Lee fought so much!! So The Okmoniks played and we all danced like fools but before them Nobunny did his thing and we had to be in tune with the natural vibrations of the earth, and that's tiring after he's done so you know. I'm in Milwaukee right now but I'm not smart enough to make the time lapse work in this so...