yeah, it's all out of order now. NY. sean can fix it later

I forgot to tell you how we killed new york. Yup, mofo's recognize out there. It was like the cloverfield monster and the terrorists hit at the same time, and yes, we have video to prove it. youtube us and new york or something and watch the girls go crazy! Ruff ruff ruff! It was fun! We hung out with Lloyd from way back and Ali and Chris from back when. sunny said she'd come and didn't. just like last time. we were on our way to paul's burgers in the east viliage and sweetie pie lee spotted an indian food joint and saved me from temptation. what a sweetie pie! This place is pretty dope and you should go there cuz it's fun. It's a duplex they turned into two restaurants, and when you try to walk in one they fight over you to go in theirs. it's funny! when you're inside you will notice how you can't stand up straight because there's way too many christmas lights and chili pepper lights and glitter and mini street lights and old school christmas lights and and light ropes and soft white christmas lights and i just realized that i'm eating chicken right now. seriously, i think the vegetable rice has chunks of chicken in it and i've been eating it for five minutes already. i'm afraid to examine it, cuz since i wrote that sentence, sean has facetiously offered me an egg roll and lee handed me the fake sirracha i asked for, so i think if i did they would get me. oh snap! now the locals are watching me blog an tryin not to make fun of me for it, i can tell! They're sweethearts ferealtho but if you come to my house an blog, i will mock you. alot. and hope you don't notice it for a long time. but yeah i'm blogging at a party and it's really embarrassing. I'm nervous! ...so they gotta lotta lights at that indian place and i loved lee alot. We had paleek somethin and alu gobi or whatever and it was so good. But not as good as the one in irvine or wherever it is jacquie goes. After dinner we walked around new york a while. We were lost forever and then i talked to some guy who told me i was stupid cuz we wanted manhattan street in brooklyn, not manhattan street in manhattan. he somehow knew i was a musician and then a guitarist, hand to Bob. So Lee got a little mad at everyone as we all drove in circles fer a while Then the show. It was somewhere in brooklyn and we killed. We played with audacity, who are the best band in the world. if i was a writer i would write about them, but the real me wouldn't dare. If you didn't tour with audacity and see them every night, you are a sucker and missed out on something important. Ha ha! when Big Fun played i liked them way more than i thought i would. i think i had a chip on my shoulder last time. They are our friends from last year and hooked us up with the two shows this time. When they play, you will prolly enjoy yourself because they're cute. The first band was Beluga, who were cute and punk and standoffish, but not really good. The singer likes Matt, though. Also of note was the delightful appearance of Heidi and Jessica of the willowz corporation. they were pretty and nice and it was cool playin catch up n stuff. and heidi took us out to dinner the next night n they weren't even hungry, they were totally just being nice! After the show we missed out on the real party, cuz Lee was mad, so we ended up on the roof of some guy daniel's house and he was boring. Then sleep.

uuummmm...Rob's house PA

so i guess the blog is mine now or something, sorry. did you know that it's not just you (Jacquie and Justin) that read this? swear to god, some twins from myspace hit us up and are all like "what up wit dat bloggie, doggie?". Thanks twins! I think twins are really weird. And they are, too. You didn't even think it was weird that they have a myspace together, because that's how it is with twins, weird. JK twins!! it's cute and mysterious. i hope we can be friends and maybe kiss a little. we spent the last two days slacking off at our friend Rob's house ( and John and Pat) and i don't really gotta write about it cuz it was the same as last year at Rob's house only with more yardwork and LSD this time. They are ridiculously hospitable. Rob rented Super Smash Brothers for us before we even got there. we spent hours yesterday dying curtains and building a frame to hang them on out of pool skimmers. they throw the funnest parties, yo. i fell down twice cuz beatle boots were not made for slick wood patios, and i was not made to not fall down in front of strangers alot, thanks God. So they cheered so loud i got startled, Audacity got the dance party started, sopping wet girls in bikinis stood in the corner nervously, we had to play Kitty twice and Rob is EXTREMELY good at Dr Mario. A lovely time was had by all. they drink brass monkeys there, have you heard of this? you open a mickey's grenade an take a drink (if you are over 21 and not planning on driving or operating heavy machinery) then replace your gulp with some orange juice. it's purty good. Also, Wyatt's mom is friends with John Waters! I actually listened to someone at a party instead of just pretending to! I always pretend to be real interested in whoever i'm talking to so that whoever looks at me thinks i'm a nice person and wants to kiss me. it never works, but sometimes while you're sitting there, spacing out, you'll hear "i call him uncle John, but he's not really my uncle" and you have to get him to repeat the last 5 minutes of conversation without him knowing you weren't listening the first time. it's easy if they are drunk, and who wasn't yesterday (besides those underage of course)? i begged him to sell Mr Waters my fine ass but Wyatt isn't really into pimping, i guess. It was cool though. I jammed with a guy who was later treated rudely by Audacity fer sayin their guitars were too loud. their guitars were too loud, for the record. he was funky. there was some kid there who came over to use the pool and he had cuts all on his chest like me in high school. it was weird seeing a big guy in board shorts jumping off a roof into a pool with self hatred scrawled into his flesh. ah,modern goths. i imagined him doing it cuz he was pissed at his parents fer not giving him money to get his earlobes stretched, while listening to ICP.
so the party cleared out and after getting turned down by every boy in both of our bands, i made out with my wrist, crying in the bathroom alone for a minute before curling up with a filthy stray cat and finally falling asleep.