Athens Ohio

As we were driving around for a laundromat, this girl bent over and you could see down her shirt real well. Lee was making this huge u-turn and she was kinda where we had to look anyway, but still. It felt like we were driving straight down that girls shirt fer a sec and i could think of nothing else i would've rather done. Sorry everybody. So we found The Goo(d was missing) laundromat and cleaned our clothes. The bathroom was so small there! I took an army bath in there and felt like a clumsy giant, which really isn't that different from how i usually feel. So we sat around, watching America's Got Talent (they are called Audacity) and reading US weekly etc. It was fun enough I guess. After brushing our teeth and puttin on our much needed clean clothes, we went over to the union, Scott from blackout booking's club. We said hi and shot the bull fer a minute and then audacity played. It was a very subdued audacity that night, prolly because columbus was so off the hook, but no one was complaining! they were the tightest i've ever seen! Everything was perfect and everyone in the room knew it. After songs people would tap their homie on the shoulder with this huge grin like "did you see that?!!" and their homie would be "I KNOW!" Oh me oh my, they were the future that night, and everyone inside got to go for a minute. Scott has a new favorite band. It used to be us. Oh well, career suicide never sounded so good! Audacity sold tons of merch and the door guy kicked down the money he was sposed to be paid, just cuz he liked them so much. This is the reaction they should get every night, but most people are stupid. Audacity will discover new forms of plants in the amazon, and cure cancer. So we played and it was whatever, but people thought we were OK. We went to Scott's house, shot the bull til way too late and admired some of his gal tracy's art. Good job Tracy!! Oh, how I miss my Tracy. It's like an infected wound. PS I'm almost caught up on this thing, so hopefully all the time travelling confusion will be gone soon. Lee just told me Big Fun Name dropped us in an interview! What a bunch of talented, pretty little sweetie pies they are! I like how they don't do the whole "look we're girls" thing and just play. I don't know what that means either. But they're good! And have great hair.

Athens.