drive to nowhere

So we're driving and driving we stop and whos there? Deville Dubya! That's right, again! We are destined to be together forever. Devil was all "i'munna get food in ashland we should eat there." so we did and it looked crazy expensive but the menu was just stupid and the guy there (Gepetto's) with the pony tail was a jerk who was not funny no matter what he thought. we learned about chacha which is my new best friend sorry alcohol. the waitress who Dervish and I gave a hard time was new and it was funny, because she hadn't had a million morons berate her with that sort of crap yet. poor waitresses. everyone told me i ordered the eggplant sandwich so thats what i got but i thought i ordered the grilled tofu burger cuz that sounded bomb and i'd just had an eggplant sandwich the day before but i am retarded so it's very possible i said eggplant sandwich. after that we split up and planned on meeting back up with apache who i forgot to mention had been tagging along since seattle. lee took them inn the van an we went in the impala to drive around forever lost until 4 or something in the morning when we finally got to matt's sister's house. around midnight apache called and said no room at the inn. i said motel but everyone was being crazy and stupid and wouldn't listen to me. ha ha ha! we got to matt's sisters and slept in an empty room. i drooled so much and it smelled so bad. and i had sean's jacket on cuz mine was in the van. sorry sean. i was sick! my throat hurt alot strangely, where it usually doesn't hurt. and we'd been driving fifteen hours lost til late at night it makes you crazy. i tried to get a hotel but matt's pull to his sister was a brute force of nature and his secret agenda undermined my attempts to get a mutiny going. it was so gross though, my drool. my whole face and arm would be wet and when i'd raise up there'd be strings of slime from one to the other. id go to the bathroom and wash my face but it doesn't matter your still gross and just gonna do it again.